http://www.cigarettespedia.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=NewlywedsNewlyweds - Revision history2026-06-04T20:01:12ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.22.4http://www.cigarettespedia.com/index.php?title=Newlyweds&diff=86154&oldid=prevJacki: Newlyweds2007-04-19T23:43:11Z<p>Newlyweds</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div><DIV align=center><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" size=6 color=#000000><U>Newlyweds (a mixed couple)</U><br />
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<DIV align=left><FONT size=5>(mixed couples do require special attention - in this case, we're referring to a non-smoking husband with a smoking wife)<br />
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<FONT size=5>A young couple had been married for only a month. The husband, as always for several years previous while they were dating, continuously pestered his new wife to quit smoking.<br />
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One night, after an hour of very passionate sex, she sat up, and lit a cigarette.<br />
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He said, "you really should quit smoking".<br />
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Frustrated with his pestering, she answered "I really enjoy, and need, a cigarette after we have sex. You should certainly know that by now".<br />
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He answered, "I know, but it does stunt your growth".<br />
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She asked him if he had ever smoked, and he answered that he never did.<br />
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With a big smile, placing her lit Virginia Slim between her lips, then reaching for,holding, and stroking his penis with both hands, she replied with a sultry voice, and with the strongest of eye contact, "so, what is your excuse?"</FONT></div>Jacki